hi my name is JJ and I live in Canada and I don't know what I'm doing.
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there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money
Nurse Chapel is a beloved [Trek] character,” says Orci. “Even before the first movie came out, a lot of online chatter was, ‘Is Nurse Chapel gonna be there?!’”
Alas, although we hear Dr. McCoy (Karl Urban) say “Nurse Chapel” in 2009’s Star Trek, we never officially saw Christine Chapel — and she’s still MIA in Into Darkness. Instead, Carol Marcus tells Kirk that she learned of his reputation as a ladies man from her friend Christine Chapel, who has become a nurse since her romantic encounter with him — which he does not recall.
“We just figured that would be a great reference, and we loved that Kirk didn’t remember her,” says Orci. “It’s an in-joke that also speaks volumes about his character when it comes to women. That’s why we used it.”
So will Nurse Chapel ever actually make a flesh-and-blood appearance on the Enterprise? Orci just laughs. “That’s certainly possible!" -
Bob Orci talks to BuzzFeed about fan references in Star Trek Into Darkness. [x]
All I have to say about this is:
#the misogyny is so fucking palpable im going 2 throw up #you had the opportinity to introduce another female character #(having more than 2 is too much for you maybe???????) #but nooo #you had to be gross and write her off as just another conquest in kirk’s book #HILARIOUS AM I RIGHT!!!! #women are dispensable!!!!! #and not only the fucking blatant misogyny you also seem to not understand kirk’s character #like apparently for these dudes sleeping around = being a sleazy douchebag #which???? no?????????#people who have a lot of sex maybe do b/c…they enjoy sex??????? #wow revolutionary i know #anyway god im just so angry about this
i feel like the most appropriate response to this quote is an apathetic scream of frustration
HEY BOB ORCI COULD YOU MAYBE STOP
There’s a ghost in my lungs
And it sighs in my sleep,
Wraps itself around my tongue,
As it softly speaks.
Then it walks, then it walks with my legs
To fall, at your feet.
boy howdy, that’s right, it’s time for yet another ding dang commissions post!!
i’ve been going through a really tough time recently and it’s come to the point where i may end up homeless again, and while it hopefully won’t, i’m still as poor as a church mouse and need money to feed myself and pay for gas while i continue to look for jobs SO, commissions it is!
as always, if you can’t/don’t want to buy anything, i totally understand but i would love for you to signal boost this. if you’re interested, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org or via ask/fanmail here on tumblr. payment will be done through paypal.
pricing and examples under the cut!
the google search results for ‘how long is the average hornet stinger’ did not yield good enough results, so I am looking for myself. this one is almost 4mm long, which sounds unimpressive except the average thickness of human skin (excluding palms and bottoms of feet) is around 2-3mm. ouch.
anyways hi how was everyone’s long weekend?
-I couldn’t do this without you, Garrus.
-Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.